Epicurus, Greek Philosopher (via boymoan)
This is literally my favorite thing someone has ever said.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions.
I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality.
And it will be the death of me.
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
I had a sex dream about John Krasinski and now when I watch The Office it’s almost awkward because of our one night stand.
He never called back.